Oct 17, 2008

Friday Humour

After another depressing week it is a good idea to inject some humour. Thanks to the reader who sumbittted the following:

Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."

For Geography students Only: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty...

What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in common? They both have frozen assets

How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.

What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's

Latest news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.