Aug 7, 2008

Who Stole Cunliffe's Stick???

Yes, David Cunliffe, has been burgled. There is nothing left to grip in his office. Police are investigating. We can't believe how like DC in the early 70s New Zealand is becoming!

Who will the chief suspects be? Who will benefit most from David's BeeGee iTune downloads? Who would want a copy of David's plan to become Labour Leader, PM then UN Secretary-General?? Might TV3 be planning to publish the unauthorised complete Harvard poems by the PM to be? Is Nicky Hager planning to write The Hollow Man?